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Splish Splash Toaster Bath Unisex t-shirt

$25.00
For when life gives you literally anything, and your first thought is ✨”what if… toaster?“✨
The Splish Splash Toaster Bath tee is perfect for those who cope with chaos using unhinged humor and a sprinkle of existential dread.
🛁 Soft as a hotel towel.
⚡ Bold enough to make your therapist sigh.
🍞 Probably banned in 17 group chats.

Wear it to brunch, group therapy, or while stress-cleaning your bathtub and contemplating your villain origin story. Because if you’re going down, you might as well look cute doing it.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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For when life gives you literally anything, and your first thought is ✨”what if… toaster?“✨
The Splish Splash Toaster Bath tee is perfect for those who cope with chaos using unhinged humor and a sprinkle of existential dread.
🛁 Soft as a hotel towel.
⚡ Bold enough to make your therapist sigh.
🍞 Probably banned in 17 group chats.

Wear it to brunch, group therapy, or while stress-cleaning your bathtub and contemplating your villain origin story. Because if you’re going down, you might as well look cute doing it.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For when life gives you literally anything, and your first thought is ✨”what if… toaster?“✨
The Splish Splash Toaster Bath tee is perfect for those who cope with chaos using unhinged humor and a sprinkle of existential dread.
🛁 Soft as a hotel towel.
⚡ Bold enough to make your therapist sigh.
🍞 Probably banned in 17 group chats.

Wear it to brunch, group therapy, or while stress-cleaning your bathtub and contemplating your villain origin story. Because if you’re going down, you might as well look cute doing it.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!