Splish Splash Toaster Bath Towel
$27.00
Dry off your tears and your existential crisis with the Splish Splash Toaster Bath Towel—the towel that says “self-care” with just a dash of deeply concerning humor. 🛁⚡
💀 Absorbent enough for full-body breakdowns
🧼 Soft enough to cradle your emotional damage
💬 Perfect for post-shower spirals, chaotic houseguests, or letting your towel do the crying for you
Wrap yourself in this oversized red flag and let the intrusive thoughts know they’re not alone
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China
💀 Absorbent enough for full-body breakdowns
🧼 Soft enough to cradle your emotional damage
💬 Perfect for post-shower spirals, chaotic houseguests, or letting your towel do the crying for you
Wrap yourself in this oversized red flag and let the intrusive thoughts know they’re not alone
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China
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Dry off your tears and your existential crisis with the Splish Splash Toaster Bath Towel—the towel that says “self-care” with just a dash of deeply concerning humor. 🛁⚡
💀 Absorbent enough for full-body breakdowns
🧼 Soft enough to cradle your emotional damage
💬 Perfect for post-shower spirals, chaotic houseguests, or letting your towel do the crying for you
Wrap yourself in this oversized red flag and let the intrusive thoughts know they’re not alone
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China
💀 Absorbent enough for full-body breakdowns
🧼 Soft enough to cradle your emotional damage
💬 Perfect for post-shower spirals, chaotic houseguests, or letting your towel do the crying for you
Wrap yourself in this oversized red flag and let the intrusive thoughts know they’re not alone
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China
Dry off your tears and your existential crisis with the Splish Splash Toaster Bath Towel—the towel that says “self-care” with just a dash of deeply concerning humor. 🛁⚡
💀 Absorbent enough for full-body breakdowns
🧼 Soft enough to cradle your emotional damage
💬 Perfect for post-shower spirals, chaotic houseguests, or letting your towel do the crying for you
Wrap yourself in this oversized red flag and let the intrusive thoughts know they’re not alone
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China
💀 Absorbent enough for full-body breakdowns
🧼 Soft enough to cradle your emotional damage
💬 Perfect for post-shower spirals, chaotic houseguests, or letting your towel do the crying for you
Wrap yourself in this oversized red flag and let the intrusive thoughts know they’re not alone
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China