


Be Gay Do Crimes Ladies’ Muscle Tank
Make a bold statement and maybe also mildly alarm your local HOA with the Be Gay Do Crimes tank top—perfect for pride parades, protest selfies, and casual loitering outside corporate pride events.
Soft, breathable, and resistant to tear gas (okay not really), this shirt says what we’re all thinking:
🏳️🌈 Be gay. 💅 Do crimes.
(Just the fun kind—like tax fraud against billionaires or stealing hearts, not like…parking violations.)
• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
Make a bold statement and maybe also mildly alarm your local HOA with the Be Gay Do Crimes tank top—perfect for pride parades, protest selfies, and casual loitering outside corporate pride events.
Soft, breathable, and resistant to tear gas (okay not really), this shirt says what we’re all thinking:
🏳️🌈 Be gay. 💅 Do crimes.
(Just the fun kind—like tax fraud against billionaires or stealing hearts, not like…parking violations.)
• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
Make a bold statement and maybe also mildly alarm your local HOA with the Be Gay Do Crimes tank top—perfect for pride parades, protest selfies, and casual loitering outside corporate pride events.
Soft, breathable, and resistant to tear gas (okay not really), this shirt says what we’re all thinking:
🏳️🌈 Be gay. 💅 Do crimes.
(Just the fun kind—like tax fraud against billionaires or stealing hearts, not like…parking violations.)
• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem