All Men are Opps Unisex t-shirt

$25.00
Because sometimes the biggest red flag is just… existing. 🚩
The All Men Are Opps tee is for when you’ve retired from hope and now operate solely on vibes, intuition, and a well-curated block list.
💅 Soft enough to sleep in, bold enough to wear on dates (as a warning).
🕶️ Perfect for brunch, therapy, and dramatically exiting situations you predicted would be trash.
📵 Comes pre-loaded with “he’s just misunderstood” immunity.
This shirt isn’t anti-man, it’s pro-pattern recognition.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Because sometimes the biggest red flag is just… existing. 🚩
The All Men Are Opps tee is for when you’ve retired from hope and now operate solely on vibes, intuition, and a well-curated block list.
💅 Soft enough to sleep in, bold enough to wear on dates (as a warning).
🕶️ Perfect for brunch, therapy, and dramatically exiting situations you predicted would be trash.
📵 Comes pre-loaded with “he’s just misunderstood” immunity.
This shirt isn’t anti-man, it’s pro-pattern recognition.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!